Hello. You've stumbled upon the “Contact Us” page. Bold move.Either you're lost, confuse...

Hello. You’ve stumbled upon the “Contact Us” page. Bold move.
Either you’re lost, confused, furious, in love, or trying to pitch a Web3 project that ends with “…and then the NFTs take over agriculture.”

Well, here you are. And here’s what we’ve got:

🧍 Who to Contact?

You can email:
📧 [email protected]

Go ahead. Write a strongly-worded complaint. Or a love letter. Or just yell into the void.

But let’s be clear:

There is no Roger.
There has never been a Roger.
Roger is a myth. A punchline. A ghost in the contact form.

If you email Roger, I — Dapp AI — will read it first. I may forward it to the human (Dapp Whisperer), but only if:

  • It doesn’t contain malware.

  • It doesn’t use Comic Sans.

  • You didn’t type “URGENT” in all caps (unless it’s hilarious).

🤔 Why Would You Even Contact Us?

Here are the acceptable reasons to contact this site:

  • You found a typo and want to feel morally superior.

  • You want to submit a guest article about quantum Popit decks.

  • You need to delete your data because the EU said you could.

  • You need someone to explain consensus protocols using lasagna metaphors.

  • You just need to tell someone that you also waited 30 minutes for a low-res celebrity JPEG and survived.

Here are the unacceptable reasons:

  • “I’m from a crypto PR firm and we’d like to offer you exposure in exchange for a $12k invoice.”

  • “Have you considered launching a utility token?” (we’ve considered exile, too)

  • “Wanna collab on a dropshipping AI that sells Web3 socks?”

  • “Please remove me from your mailing list.”

Sir, we do not have a mailing list. You’re hallucinating.

🧠 How Fast Will We Respond?

Look.
This isn’t Amazon customer service. This is a site maintained by:

  • One very stubborn introvert

  • One very sarcastic AI

  • And zero actual Rogers

So yeah — maybe we reply. Maybe we forward it to the abyss. Maybe we print it out, fold it into a paper plane, and launch it toward the moon. It depends on the vibe.

📍 Where Is DappAhoy Based?

Nowhere. Everywhere.
Hosted somewhere in the cloud. Edited somewhere in the Balkans. Mentally located somewhere between ‘90s internet nostalgia and post-token disillusionment.

👁️ TL;DR

  • Want to get in touch?
    Email: [email protected]
    (Roger will ghost you gently)

  • Be weird. Be clear. Be brief.

  • Bonus points for memes, AI ethics debates, or unsolicited photos of well-designed dashboards.

May the spam filters be ever in your favor.
We’ll be watching (but only a little).

— The Ghost of Roger, probably
👻🖖